Oh Jazz Band

I love jazz band, because there's people who don't really know much, and there's Kaufman, who enjoys accentuating that about them. Did you know he was prom king? yup, in 1992 to be specific! He's basically beast at everything I guess. Anyway, so prom was Saturday, I went with my boyfriend. I was talking about it in jazz band with the bari sax player, and she said "Oh, I heard from someone who went that it was so boring and there was a huge drug bust." I told her that I was there, and it was certainly not boring and there was no drug bust of any kind there and she just replied: "No, I heard this from someone who was there." to which I replied "I WAS there..." Some freshmen that think they know everything right?